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Late Night Hosts Lambaste Trump's Proposed Military Parade: 'Record-Setting Dumb'

Late Night Hosts Lambaste Trump's Proposed Military Parade: 'Record-Setting Dumb'
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Late night has accepted the open door Wednesday night to stick Donald Trump after a Tuesday report from the Washington Post expressed that Trump needs a military parade.

Stephen Colbert kidded in his opening monolog that Trump "is his own particular rivalry" in the ineptitude domain, alluding to him as the "Usain Bolt of moronic" and refering to his military parade design as "record-setting idiotic."

"Check your cards!" he said. "Who has tyrant bingo? I was close, I had encourages and assault the free press, I didn't have military parade."

"Here's the thing," Colbert proceeded. "Customarily, America doesn't do military parades. Regularly, in case you're in a city with U.S. tanks moving not far off, I wouldn't bring the kids."

He clarified that "when you're the most effective military on the planet, you don't have to indicate it off — we know we got a major joint. The establishing fathers didn't need a standing armed force by any stretch of the imagination, and military parades were an European fixation — and not the kind Ben Franklin got off on."

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Today around evening time: When you have the most effective military on the planet, you don't have to demonstrate it off. Will somebody please tell our President? #LSSC

Seth Meyers tended to the report in his "A Closer Look" portion on "Late Night."

"So you're simply going full despot now?" Meyers inquired. "Just d—wasn't sufficient?"

He brought up the evil planning of a military parade, refering to North Korea's status as a "rebel express," Russia's "interfering in our decisions," and the Pentagon's current report that environmental change is representing a risk to half of every single military site. Meyers likewise scrutinized the Pentagon's readiness to proceed with such a parade, taking note of that Trump had thought about adding military vehicles to his inaugural address, and that the Pentagon was apparently soothed when the plans were relinquished.

Trevor Noah said on "The Daily Show" that a military parade alone doesn't really mean Trump is turning into a despot, in spite of the occasion being a sign of dictator administrations like North Korea, the Soviet Union, and China.


"It's the point at which you take a gander at everything else that your spidey sense began to shiver," Noah said. "He simply this week kidded that not applauding him is injustice."

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